simpleRECURSION || <span style="font-style:oblique;">Velocity</span>
May 29, 2004
Velocity

7:11 PM

So here it is: the ironically static essence of Velocity, here for your viewing pleasure, due to popular demand expressed regarding the first part. [See the finished video version here.]

Now you too can experience that day in 2001 when I got a DV camcorder into my sweaty, little hands and went Canadian Psycho Beauty on the city. And if you're wondering what that half-healed cut on my forehead in the last few photos is from - it's from my little run-in with a vodka glass at Roman's place. Enjoy. Click to Enlarge

Comments

reminds me of "American Beauty". Personally I always thought the flying bag was cheesy, but it did get the point across.

Posted by Dmitry on May 30, 2004 5:21 AM

Well, actually, I wanted to write "Canadian Beauty," but that would totally wreck the joke behind it, because the joke anchors on "American" and "beauty" sounds too much like a description. "Canadian Psycho" on the other hand has a reference to the other memorable movie with "American" in it, which came out the same year as the other movie, so I figured it's better to have people think I'm talking about the wrong movie than using the word "beauty." You can't be too careful these days. ;)

Posted by Mike on May 30, 2004 12:38 PM

I hate the flying bag. I think it's gay. But you should make a Canadian Beauty that parodies the American movie. You can include that nutjob with the bag who wears a fucking hat in the summertime.

Posted by Paul on May 31, 2004 4:06 AM

You're gay. My whole fucking life is a parody of that movie. I kid you not. Seriously. Gimme that hat and a camcorder and teach me how to sell drugs and I'll be a perfect replica.

Posted by Mike on May 31, 2004 4:17 AM

no give ME drugs.
That movie was good, but they went too far with the bag.
More nekid Mena Suvari though..

Posted by Dmitry on June 1, 2004 1:35 AM

You've got a point. I probably can't tell a vacuum cleaner from a bong. Haha, I love the way you said it "they went too far with the bag." Come on, man, the guy's a psycho, give him some credit.

Mena Suvari? Meh. She reminds me of a down syndrome person sometimes, her forehead is way too big. But then again, I ain't in it for her forehead. ;)

Posted by Mike on June 1, 2004 9:21 PM

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