if you write for yourself
there is a danger that
you'll be misunderstood
if you write for others
there is a danger
that you'll be disliked
but if you write for the
sake of writing
there is a danger
that you'll be liked
Thank you. ;) The bigger a batch of poems is, the better the chance is that there'll be something for everyone.
Yes, I like the simple ones that don't seem to go into abstractions and lala land. Like the one about housework or about simple words.
How utilitarian of you. Next thing you know, you'll want poems about tractors and collectivization.
AHAHAHAHAHAH! And Lenin's New Economic Plan.
What, he operates from beyond the grave now?
Pfft. Right. In your basement, probably. Use Lysol thoroughly.
AHAHAHA! Good idea. Get rid of pesky communist stains with new Commie-Off™.
AHAHAHAHA, oh man. "Now with 15% more Red Scare"
AHAHAHA! Available in an imperialist capitalist multibillion dollar oil refinery near you.
Oil?! I've been mining spice melange for years. No wonder my economy is slumping!
Tsk tsk tsk. You can drill into the ground for oil and not have to hand around those pesky sandworms.
Ah, they eat everything, even the hand, when it is around.
I declare that:
(1) 'hand' is a typo and should have been 'hang'.
(2) You are an idiot because they don't eat hand anyway.
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AHAHAHAHA, that's was not in your disclaimer! AAAHAHAHA looks like the joke is on you, my friend!
Man, I see turning off HTML really paid off. ;)
No, it has not. It hasn't paid anything! It became the equivalent of volunteer work.
AAAHAHAHAHA. Well, at least it'll count towards your community service sentence.
Your mother will count your sentences.
Look who's talking about sentences, MR. UNSENTENCER!!!
That's Dr. Unsentencer to you!