What, personally? He died ten years ago, man. Well, at any rate, he was an American poet and novelist. And I don't think he'd hang out with you, anyway. Look here for more information.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't hand around him.
Furthermore, it would be weird hanging around a dead corpse. People would be suspicious.
What I meant to say was "hang" around.
Ah yes, you fucking mispeller. No, it'd be just fine. I'm sure there is some sort of Necrophile Protection Association in Wisconsin somewhere by now...
HOW DARE YOU CORRECT MY SPELLING MISTAKES PRETENDING TO BE ME??????? THIS IS AS BAD AS EATING ORANGES IN THE DAYTIME!!!!!!!
Aah, I was drunk, what was I thinking?
Oranges, I guess. In the daytime.
YES IN THE DAY TIME!!!!!!!!!
You should chill out, dude...
I will decimate you all!!!
STFU bitch. Hey, Blaze, how are you doing?
Paul said to tell you he will be killing communist squirrels in the yard.
How do you like that, bitch?
I think it sucks. Only a low life who eats oranges in the day would do a thing like that.
You are all inferior creatures!
AAAHAHAHAHA, *tsk* *tsk* what a bitch you are, Gina...
They all want oil so that they can take over the planet and make the poor people poorer again, which is why they're hiding aliens at roswell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE SEE?
Look, I'm sure that Mike and Gina don't want any oil. Neither do I. I have to cut down. Except for maybe virgin olive oil.
I did not have sex with that alien...wait, I mean, there are no aliens in Texas...I mean STOP ASKING ME THESE HARD QUESTIONS!
I wonder how many virgins he killed to make that oil. *rimshot*
Uh... it's me who had the perverted adultery fit, not Bush. I demand an apology.
I thought he was going to demand a recount - a sperm recount! *rimshot*
Wait, who's Charles Bukowski? I think I know him.