simpleRECURSION || Simple Entendre

November 8, 2004

Simple Entendre

12:39 PM

it's unseasonably warm weather and
charles bukowski speaks to me
manifest in paperform

i find a way to arrive
i derive desaturation from
computers and alcohol

greeting pages i cannot tear out
it's all too much for this world but
it's not the end yet.

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Comments

Wait, who's Charles Bukowski? I think I know him.

Posted by Paul on November 14, 2004 1:57 AM

What, personally? He died ten years ago, man. Well, at any rate, he was an American poet and novelist. And I don't think he'd hang out with you, anyway. Look here for more information.

Posted by Mike on November 14, 2004 2:42 AM

Yeah, I probably wouldn't hand around him.

Posted by Paul on November 14, 2004 4:15 AM

Furthermore, it would be weird hanging around a dead corpse. People would be suspicious.

Posted by Paul on November 14, 2004 4:16 AM

What I meant to say was "hang" around.

Posted by Paul on November 14, 2004 5:14 AM

Ah yes, you fucking mispeller. No, it'd be just fine. I'm sure there is some sort of Necrophile Protection Association in Wisconsin somewhere by now...

Posted by Mike on November 14, 2004 5:15 AM

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT MY SPELLING MISTAKES PRETENDING TO BE ME??????? THIS IS AS BAD AS EATING ORANGES IN THE DAYTIME!!!!!!!

Posted by Paul (The real one) on November 14, 2004 6:32 AM

Aah, I was drunk, what was I thinking?

Posted by Paul on November 14, 2004 2:59 PM

Oranges, I guess. In the daytime.

Posted by Mike on November 14, 2004 3:00 PM

YES IN THE DAY TIME!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Paul on November 15, 2004 1:03 AM

You should chill out, dude...

Posted by Blazej on November 15, 2004 1:33 AM

I will decimate you all!!!

Posted by Gina on November 15, 2004 1:34 AM

STFU bitch. Hey, Blaze, how are you doing?

Posted by Mike on November 15, 2004 1:34 AM

Paul said to tell you he will be killing communist squirrels in the yard.

Posted by Paul's Mother on November 15, 2004 1:35 AM

How do you like that, bitch?

Posted by Mike on November 15, 2004 5:18 AM

I think it sucks. Only a low life who eats oranges in the day would do a thing like that.

Posted by Paul on November 15, 2004 5:18 AM

You are all inferior creatures!

Posted by Gina on November 15, 2004 9:53 PM

AAAHAHAHAHA, *tsk* *tsk* what a bitch you are, Gina...

Posted by Mike on November 15, 2004 9:54 PM

They all want oil so that they can take over the planet and make the poor people poorer again, which is why they're hiding aliens at roswell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE SEE?

Posted by Michael Moore on November 16, 2004 1:05 AM

Look, I'm sure that Mike and Gina don't want any oil. Neither do I. I have to cut down. Except for maybe virgin olive oil.

Posted by Paul on November 16, 2004 1:07 AM

I did not have sex with that alien...wait, I mean, there are no aliens in Texas...I mean STOP ASKING ME THESE HARD QUESTIONS!

Posted by George Wanker Bush on November 16, 2004 3:24 AM

I wonder how many virgins he killed to make that oil. *rimshot*

Posted by David Letterman on November 16, 2004 3:25 AM

Uh... it's me who had the perverted adultery fit, not Bush. I demand an apology.

Posted by Clinton on November 16, 2004 3:45 AM

I thought he was going to demand a recount - a sperm recount! *rimshot*

Posted by David Letterman on November 16, 2004 8:15 AM