I was sleeping and I dreamt that I came up with a new code, like the Geek Code or the Blogger Code that looked something like the electric specifications that one often sees on battery chargers and power supplies. The format is pretty simple:
-----BEGIN ELECTRIC CODE BLOCK-----
Version 1.0
SMEP 23V AC/DC 0Hz 5W
------END ELECTRIC CODE BLOCK------First, a person writes whether he or she is a SMEP (Standard Male Electric Plug) or SFEP (Standard Female Electric Plug), then they define their age in volts, their sexuality in type of current (DC for straight, AC for gay/lesbian and AC/DC for bisexual/transsexual/transgendered, their frequency of sexual intercourse in hertz (0-100) per month and their self-confidence and personal energy in watts (1-10).
Since this sounds like a lot of fun, I might expand it later. The above code is mine; as you can see, I'm a bisexual who never gets laid. ;)
The thing is, I dreamt this code up and then went to the computer to type it in, only to realize I was still in bed and that I still had to get up, brace for the cold of my room and actually type this in, heh.
AHAHAHAHA! What the fuck. It makes sense with the DC though as DC only goes one way. While AC alternates.
Yes, so what is the problem?
Who said there's a problem? Pay attention!
I panicked! Because I fear and loathe science.
"Fear and Loathing in the Science Lab" - Rated R.
There's partial nudity, though...
"Fear and Loathing in the Science Lab" - Rated R. Rated PG-13.
First of all, your tags are as deprecated as your mom. While <s> is the tag you needed to use (not <strike>), <span style="text-decoration:underline;"> is now the preferred format.
Having said that, almost all HTML, except that used for text bolding, italicising, underlining and hyperlinking, is disabled in my comments system.
You are a padoufel.
Guilty as charged. But what is it?
A padoufel is a smurf.
You're the fucking smurf, man, and a rusty pipe!
