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February 20, 2005

She's Electric

8:13 PM

I was sleeping and I dreamt that I came up with a new code, like the Geek Code or the Blogger Code that looked something like the electric specifications that one often sees on battery chargers and power supplies. The format is pretty simple:

-----BEGIN ELECTRIC CODE BLOCK----- Version 1.0 SMEP 23V AC/DC 0Hz 5W ------END ELECTRIC CODE BLOCK------

First, a person writes whether he or she is a SMEP (Standard Male Electric Plug) or SFEP (Standard Female Electric Plug), then they define their age in volts, their sexuality in type of current (DC for straight, AC for gay/lesbian and AC/DC for bisexual/transsexual/transgendered, their frequency of sexual intercourse in hertz (0-100) per month and their self-confidence and personal energy in watts (1-10).

Since this sounds like a lot of fun, I might expand it later. The above code is mine; as you can see, I'm a bisexual who never gets laid. ;)

The thing is, I dreamt this code up and then went to the computer to type it in, only to realize I was still in bed and that I still had to get up, brace for the cold of my room and actually type this in, heh.

[Aug. 5, 2009 Update: Well, I guess this hasn't caught on. Fuckit.]

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Comments

AHAHAHAHA! What the fuck. It makes sense with the DC though as DC only goes one way. While AC alternates.

Posted by Paul on February 21, 2005 11:01 AM

Yes, so what is the problem?

Posted by Mike on February 21, 2005 11:06 AM

Who said there's a problem? Pay attention!

Posted by Paul on February 22, 2005 11:30 AM

I panicked! Because I fear and loathe science.

Posted by Mike on February 22, 2005 2:38 PM

"Fear and Loathing in the Science Lab" - Rated R.

Posted by Paul on February 26, 2005 8:39 AM

There's partial nudity, though...

Posted by Mike on February 26, 2005 8:41 AM

"Fear and Loathing in the Science Lab" - Rated R. Rated PG-13.

Posted by Paul on February 26, 2005 10:17 AM

First of all, your tags are as deprecated as your mom. While <s> is the tag you needed to use (not <strike>), <span style="text-decoration:underline;"> is now the preferred format.

Having said that, almost all HTML, except that used for text bolding, italicising, underlining and hyperlinking, is disabled in my comments system.

Posted by Mike on February 26, 2005 10:24 AM

You are a padoufel.

Posted by Paul on February 26, 2005 10:39 AM

Guilty as charged. But what is it?

Posted by Mike on February 26, 2005 10:41 AM

A padoufel is a smurf.

Posted by Paul on February 26, 2005 12:28 PM

You're the fucking smurf, man, and a rusty pipe!

Posted by Mike on February 26, 2005 12:53 PM