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Oh, my fucking god, AHAHAHAHA. How desperate are you? And why a Ph.D., anyway; are you going to apply to NASA or the Nuclear Commission?
You lazy bastard! Put down the $20,000 and go to school for four years like everyone else! (Add $10,000 and two years for a Master's degree and some more for a Ph.D.)
This is a poem, a found poem based on a spam e-mail. I don't sell fake university degrees, man. AHAHAHAHA. This is fantastic. I'm sure my Google ranking will go through the roof now...
No, wait, wait, let me issue you a degree after all; you've deserved it: here it is. That would be $40,000 CDN, please. ;)
Woaw man, I just 100% agree with you. What such a lazy bastard it take to try to have these kinds of degree without going @ school. :-/
I've recieved the damn spam and took a look at Google with " 1-334-323-5633 " just to see what would pop up. You were right, your ranking google just went through the roof . :-)
Heh, while this is all true, I should perhaps not have reproduced the entire thing verbatim. I don't want Google blacklisting me, so I better trim it down now.
You are number one on Yahoo search also.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA, take that, spammers! ;)
what's the cost to obtain a MBA or university degree!
AAAHAHAHA. Well, perhaps a swimming pool filled with melted chocolate, in which nubile, naked chicks frolick and wrestle, would do the trick. Perhaps.
sticky... messy... sounds fun. can i partake of that buffet as well?
You guys can complain comfortably. The spammer is using my email address to do his mailings. Any of you know any way to put a stop to that?
You got it! An all-access pass to Lesbian ChocoWrestling™.
Uh. Stop being an idiot? But wait, allow me to explain: You just typed in your e-mail address into my blog. It's right there, in plaintext. It won't take a minute for some spider, crawler or bot to harvest the e-mail address, using the dots and the @ symbol to identify it as such, mail merge it into a mailing list automatically and give the world, once more, this amazing offer. So:
Step 1: Shake out junk from head.
Step 2: Register a new e-mail account.
Step 3: Never type it into website forms (Yahoo! has special temporary e-mail accounts for that, if you register with them).
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Profit.
'Nuff said.
P.S. Nice last name; sounds vaguely sexual, too.
Two Questions:
What is the cost for a PhD ?
What is the name of the University ?