an experiment in creative intoxication in three movements
This is the result of a ~¥399 bottle of red wine and The First Monthly Festival of Self-Loathing, Bad Poetry, Wine & Loneliness (sponsored by Mike's Exclusive, Super-Special, Invitation-Only, Facebook Club) that took place on the evening of July 9, 2007 at 11:01 AM.
I edited this version to make it more readable and consistent, but I believe that the overall sense of the piece is, nonetheless, intact. ;)
an experiment in creative intoxication in three movements
in the beginning god created the heaven and earth and chaos reigned upon the waters and out of that chaos came an english teacher for english teachers (as we all know close bracket are the progenitors of all that there is and all that there ever will be and the english teacher said to god
and on the first day god created the action hero the first thing that you must do is create an action hero and you shall shave his head bald and you shall give him a pistol with holy ammunition and you shall name this hero bruce willis and it was so and it was evening and it was morning the first day
and on the second day god created the pen god called the poet to his side and asked the poet poet what is your most precious part and the poet said it is my shirt for it protects my sweat from the sweat of the world for it covers me and shelters me from the evils of the world for it lets me feed the weak and defend the strong and god said fool answer me again and the poet said my pen for it drives me within old and decides upon my syntax and parataxis upon my decision to leave one imaginary sermon room and enter the other and the god shouted in anger fool what drives you what gives you life and showers your gift of creation with the beautiful faeces all made in japan by the same zaibatsu and the poety shouted eureka for it is my poenis that i must sacrifice to you my liege and it was so and it was evening and it was morning the second day
and on the third day god spoke to virgil who complained about not being able to get into christian heaven and god spoke to the greek and roman shepherds who complained about not being able to buttfuck each other and god spoke to the maidens that wove fine silk out of the flesh of unborn children's screams and he said you know what ghys you need to go to beautiful british columba and get yourself some weed you fucking assholes and it was so and it was evening and it was morning the third day
and on the fourth day god created red wine and god took the poet and god took all of the holy appendages of the poet the skin holy the head holy the muscles holy the man balls and man root holiest of all and god changed all that is holy about the poet to red wine and god went to the kigdom of nihongia and god put the bottle of red wine priced at three hundred an ninety nine yen on the shelf where the poet would buy this red wine and drink himself and know of himself for it was so and it was evening and it was morning the fourth day
and on the fifth day god created love he interceded between couples who shouting to the heavens would lie to each other beautifully screaming and whispering at the top of the blades of glass i love you i love you i love you as they come together or simuytaenously according to the rules of grammar or unsyntactical they would scream their love to white and transparent fluids they would scream their love to all that changes and to all that changes not the loves and the lovers would cringe and whimper at the fears o their own mortality they would bite the very skin of their being they would slither and slide on each other's backs until no motion motion moving would repeat the other until each motion is holy and whole until each other is nothing more or less than red wine until each lover is disappeared and gone until his lover is dead and fertilising richard the third caligola and the penis the worth of mankind the mighty penis on sale now is no battery in stock and it was so and it was evening and it was morning the fifth day
abd on the sixth day god created disposable cameras and flashlights and condoms and wine bottles and william burroughs and bears and anthony the name and a;;en ginsberg and gay sex and derek choy and friendship and love and hate and email god created email if so much you can believe and god created intermission and; gulp
watashi wa kumerunitsukii maiku desu watashi wa eego no kyoushi desu watashi no senmon wa eego no bungaku desu hajimemashite kyo wa hare desu dakara maiku wa ureshii desu kino wa ame desu dakara maiku wa samishii desu ashita wa nan demo nai desu dakara maiku wa nan demo nai desu
on the sixth day god created True Love and the world died in a glass of liquid detergent and it was evening and it was morning the sixth day
it is not a wellknown fact that on the seventh day god created the vagina and the vagina swallowed earth as we know is and gave it a new name and the new name of this beautifully despicable entity ws the letter Q and the callsign for this letter as the name tongue
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anyways back to business nothing is worth the touch of a lover nothing says i なんとか you like a hard pebus for dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you like this i am howling i am making the sounds of an animal the poet needs a break to dream
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