Today I spent yet another ten hours at work (minus lunch - yeah, I know, MLP, I'm probably lazy by your standards, heh), only to come back home and discover that the Telus Nazis unplugged my Internet for downloading a mere 270GB in January. Now I am forced to use my laptop to do my work. (I am connected to my dad's Shaw line using a wireless router - which does not work with the wireless USB adapter on my desktop - bloody hell!)
What else? There is a growing stack of unposted poems on my desktop's desktop. My hiragana is getting a lot better (I practice at work, during lunchtime). I've been doing all kind of bleeding out of a few very interesting places, yet my appointment with the specialist is still a long way off. I wrote a V-Day poem for MLP, but I didn't save a copy, so, this holiday season, you all get nothing. Back of the line, motherfuckers!
i hate valentine's day. fucking whoring of a bullshit day works on two prongs. 1) those in a relationship have to buy shit for each other to show how they feel. why the fuck can't they show their love for every day of hte year? 2) those alone will buy shit they don't need to drown their sorrows in consumerism.
i guess it could even be three prongs with the third being it fills up that dead space between christmas and easter. like i said before: I hate Fucking Valentine's Day
I fully concur with point numero uno, and, moreover, I think that couples should give each other as much sex as possible on V-Day - or nothing at all. As for drowning my sorrows in rampant consumerism, well, it's been working pretty well for me, so far. ;)
Mmm. Three prongs. Now that's a Valentine she won't soon forget! Heh.
P.S. This is bloody brilliant, mate: MLP and I already have Fucking Christmas - why not to extend the tradition to Fucking Hannukah, Fucking Valentine's Day, and Fucking Easter? (Can you tell I haven't gotten any in almost two years?)
three prongs.. ZING!
Fucking holidays! genius.
yeah, i was too busy trying to make a relationship with one girl and neglected a fuck buddy... goddamn. and the worst part, none in the end worked out. and hte internet will only work out for only so much longer.... maybe it's time to invest in a real doll ala Lars and the Real Girl (www.realdoll.com). and now to find 6k.
Thank you, thank you. ;)
God damn you, you sexified man. How do I get a fuck buddy? It seems that a fuck buddy is something you buy online; it comes in a little box (but you can't feed it after midnight or something).
Anyways, fuck the realdoll (pun unavoidable). I'd rather fuck one of those novelty underage vaginas you can buy in Tokyo. Speaking of which, why don't we just celebrate Vagina Day? We could print cute, little aprons that say "Kiss me, I have a vagina!" and we'd make all the women wear them and barbeque shit for us. Oh, and beer; there will be beer.
Mhumm. Does this holiday already exist, perhaps? I must research this further.
That sounds like Christmas, Valentine's Day, your birthday, halloween, boxing day and other miscellaneous great days all rolled into one without the crap that makes the other days bad. That sounds so good it's probably fattening!
Yes! Fattening and probably illegal, too, because the vagina must be kept warm as much as possible on Vagina Day. It says on Wikipedia that Vagina Day (formerly known as "Vag Dag" - the name coined by the holiday's Dutch founder, Sveinn Devenpeck) is celebrated on the coldest day of the year.
The first Vag Dag celebrations were held in 1863 in the town of Borgharen, where sixteen couples were eventually arrested and brought to a local jail on charges of indecent exposure. This is why the Dutch song, roughly translated as "Me and my Sixteen Inmates," is traditionally sung during Vag Dag proceedings.
The holiday was modernised in 1987, when Vag Dag was renamed to Vagina Day (to give the holiday a more international appeal), and many Latin American countries have introduced the Penis Festival (a holiday that some critics claim often lacks the flair and sense of tradition of Vagina Day).
Traditional presents for Vagina Day include alcoholic beverages, mechanical and manual vaginal stimulation devices, and, recently, anal beads and plugs.
everyday's vagina day!!! at least when im around. :)
damn.... she sounds too cool to be real....
MLP: I'll drink to that. ;)
Paulx: Yes...she is all too real, sir. Alas, she is no longer with me (I thought of using the possessive pronoun, but I thought better of it.) At any rate, I think I should have chained her to my bed when I had the chance, but you know what they say: "if you love them, gag and tie them" *cough* I mean "set them free." ;)
how come we never tried that? sounds fun. ;)
how you handling things over there, big boy?
There was never enough time, sweetie. We didn't even get the back-door limbo right. But seriously, I would love to try that nose-hook stuff. I don't know why but it's such a turn-on for me. Also, gagging you (or me?) with your panties - how come we've never tried this tried-and-true classic? Dammit.
Anyways. Moi? I'm just teacherin' from paycheque to paycheque and keeping the pen in the pants. It seems I've given myself over to my work completely, but I don't know why.
nose hook?