July 21, 2008
My Pen
4:00 PM
[circa]
With apologies to Stanley Kubrick.My Pen
This is my pen. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pen is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me, my pen is useless. Without my pen, I am useless. I must fire my pen true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My pen and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it. Until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Comments
Clearly the US doesn't subscribe to the pen is mightier than the sword... yet.
Posted by paulx on July 22, 2008 7:38 PM
Clearly...and how can they? They don't have a single pen. ;)
Posted by Mike on July 22, 2008 9:01 PM
Is it a 7.62mm pen or a 5.56mm now with the NATO standards?
Posted by Blazej on July 23, 2008 12:01 AM
Nah, they're still use non-compatible cartiridges, you know, to confuse their enemies.
Posted by Mike on July 23, 2008 8:51 AM
And, perhaps, to show the world they can: we're the US of A, so we get our own cartridges.
Posted by Dave on July 23, 2008 11:21 PM
the colourful pen that you mailed me from Japan is broken.It lost its shine.Now,I need a new colour to fix it and I need a new love to write.Dont run away from me!
Posted by redlipstick on August 27, 2008 10:49 AM
Dave: *shrug* ;)
Redlipstick: Maybe it's for the best. Find a new pen for yourself.
Posted by Mike on September 1, 2008 1:23 AM
maybe NOT!! I never find a hammike again!
Posted by redlipstick on September 4, 2008 12:54 PM
Yes. It can be hard to do.
Posted by Mike on September 4, 2008 6:34 PM
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