No, you go back to where you came from. Where the hell do you get the nerve to tell everyone around you how to behave?! Sit your ass down, shut the hell up and enjoy the motherfucking ride - you fucking scowling, sneering piece of shit.
Anyways, more in the vein of bullshit: Max Payne, the movie - do not see it. It's nothing but a collection of story fragments and completely mismatched characters and plot twists from the two games, interspersed with rather rare slo-mo action shots. There are two good scenes - when the "dark angel" drags the Valkyr junkie out of the window and Max tries to catch him, and when Max does the flippity-twist shotgun thing - otherwise, it's just a pile of suck on top of more suck.
Finally, with regard to my birthday (which was officially yesterday), I have celebrated it on Saturday with the guys, on Sunday with the parents, and on my Monday-off with my grandparents and (sort of) with my girlfriend. I got a lot of presents. I ate a lot of cheesecake. All things considered, life is good.
more and more i hear about his movie being so bad, more and more i wanna see it... glutton for punishment i guess
Get high and then see it; how could you lose? ;) Better yet, play the game for 24 hours straight, then get high, then go see it. If you're not completely fucked-up by then, we guarantee to give your money back to your next of kin.
Belated Happy Birthday...
Now we both forgot!!! and I suppose there's an anniversary around this time... or something. huh. no wonder people keep telling me im a guy. i dont even have the anniversary hysterics gene. anyways. happy birthday.
Thanks, Joe. I appreciate it, buddy. ;)
Buddy? You do what you do to me to your buddies?... actually... yeah that fits. :P
Mikenator FTW!
FTW? Mike-a-tron. :)
FTW = "For The Win"
Yeah, the Mikeatron could totally kick the Mikenator's ass.