There was a young lady from Poland
Who truly liked cheese made in Holland,
So her boyfriend shoved quick some dick cheese in her cheek,
And that's all that the bitch can now holler for.

There was a young lady from France
Who had cocks in her crotch and her breasts.
She told a gendarme what to do with her charm:
"Keep zees ones, but zee others arrest!"

There was a Canadian gal
Who liked to be fucked by narwhals.
She politely deflected the neighbours' protesting
By saying "They all wear protection."