//document.write('2+2=5');

var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "2+2=5";
Quotation[1] = "One-man band, no man's land";
Quotation[2] = "Liquid paper is the way to go";
Quotation[3] = "The penis mightier";
Quotation[4] = "Slowly sinking into the ground";
Quotation[5] = "試釋是事。";
Quotation[6] = "Touché, salesman!";
Quotation[7] = "All beards half-price";
Quotation[8] = "Avoid gangrene";
Quotation[9] = "Aleatory phallicism Я us";
Quotation[10] = "Look out for snakes!";
// Quotation[11] = "How many poets can Poe eat?";

// ======================================
// Do not change anything below this line
// ======================================
var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();