//document.write('2+2=5');

var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "2+2=5";
Quotation[1] = "One-man band, no man's land";
Quotation[2] = "Liquid paper is the way to go";
Quotation[3] = "The penis mightier";
Quotation[4] = "Slowly sinking into the ground";
Quotation[5] = "<span style='font-size:10pt;'>&#35430;&#37323;&#26159;&#20107;&#12290;</span>";
Quotation[6] = "Touch&eacute;, salesman!";
Quotation[7] = "All beards half-price";
Quotation[8] = "Avoid gangrene";
Quotation[9] = "Aleatory phallicism &#1071; us";
Quotation[10] = "Look out for snakes!";
Quotation[11] = "Explicit hex and partial mudity";
Quotation[12] = "Je suis un fl&#226;neur";
Quotation[13] = "Love is fecal";
Quotation[14] = "Full-duplex asshole";
Quotation[15] = "Wild eyed boy from Freecloud"
Quotation[16] = "I am almosting it"
Quotation[17] = "Four bootlaces for a penny"
Quotation[18] = "Quis ut Deus?"
Quotation[19] = "Alles klar Herr Kommissar?‏"
Quotation[20] = "Great minds think &quot;A Mike!&quot;"
//Quotation[19] = "Nullus amor me impune lacessit"
//Quotation[20] = "What opera resembles a railway line?"

// ======================================
// Do not change anything below this line
// ======================================
var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();