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March 10, 2018
7:56 PM
Dirty Limericks VII

There was once a young girl named Sally,
Whose passion was salto mortale,
She'd twirl in the air her great derrière,
And all would enjoy the finale.

There was once a young man named Kuba,
Who was quite enamoured with scuba,
His quite last remark (while devoured by a shark):
"Well, at least I weren't playing no tuba!"

There was once a girl, Patty Boister,
Who opted to live in a cloister
Her chastity vows she just couldn't rouse,
When the grocery man popped her oyster.