Poetry Archives Bio
May 3, 2018
8:00 AM
Dirty Limericks VIII

Sophie, a young girl, once fretted
That the Brie in her purse had smelled fetid.
But she was quite merry, enamoured with dairy,
So her purse-cheese she never regretted!

There was once a young girl named Sophie,
Who schmeckt all the lecker Kartoffeln,
She said with a grin (spud juice ran from her chin),
"Well, at least I don't do it too often!"

A young girl named Sophie once doted
On a man whose name was unspotted.
He'd visit her rarely and would treat her unfairly,
But, still, her panties'd be knotted.